Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.