Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.