Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.