Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.