How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.