How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Good Farmer Jokes More Good Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field