How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Good Farmer Jokes More Good Farmer Jokes

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field