Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
As a Canadian, this offends me.
Cos they're always pro-Bono
They are out standing in their field.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Where's my tractor?
The farmers milk them dry.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Anyone can mash potatoes
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Cause she ran away from the ball
Flatman and Ribbon
