Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians