Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!