Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.