Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon