Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!