Steamroller Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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They are both crushed-asians

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