What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians