What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian