What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What do you call an Asian pothead?

Tao Lee

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians