Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.