Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.