Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.