Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.