Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.