Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.