How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!