Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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It won't be there

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Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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Igloos it back together.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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Wok it off! Wok it off!

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.