Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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A casket

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She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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ATTACH!

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.