Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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An Endor Pool!

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Ewoks

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.