Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive