Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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What does Che Guevara call his house?

Chez Guevara

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!