Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.