Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c