What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"