What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.