Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.