Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.