Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*