Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.