Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.