Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.