Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."