What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.