What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.