What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian