What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word