What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.