Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )