Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.