Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni