Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!