Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni