Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )