Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni