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I'm a wiener!"
In a KFC bucket.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
No, you cantaloupe.
A. German Shepherds.
Because then it'd just be macaroni