Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.