Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni