What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.