What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.