What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.