What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one