What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !