What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.