I'm not coming in *this morning*"
The twin towers didn't autumn
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Sew sew
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
She went to the battered women's shelter
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.