What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.