What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !