What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Who loses?

America.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!