Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.