Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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A full set of teeth

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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A well 'aardvark!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

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They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!