Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.