Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

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Gladiator.

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

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Nailed it.

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!