Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Eddie Albert have to go to the dentist?

Because he had Green Acres!

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!