Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.