Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!