Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!