What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.