What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.