What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.