What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!