What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

February Jokes More February Jokes

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.