What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

February Jokes More February Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days