What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Previous Random Joke Next
Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

February Jokes More February Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979