Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

February Jokes More February Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!