What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .