You might actually get me to sub here.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
One is a group of cunning stunts.
Unoriginal
He who smelt it, dealt it.
So he could bring his 'sub' on
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.