What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.