What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth