What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.