What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

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Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."