What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

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