What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!