What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!