What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.