What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !