What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark