Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side