Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.