Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!