Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!