Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

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What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.