Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.