What happens when batman takes viagra?

The dark knight rises

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.