What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Pianist Jokes More Pianist Jokes

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist