What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.