What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.