What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!