What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!