Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups