Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.