Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Previous Random Joke Next

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.