Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.