What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.