What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.