What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!