What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."