What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"