Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"
They're able to stomach a lot.
A receding hare line.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!