What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.