What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!