How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first