How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon