How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers