Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6