Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon