Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

California Jokes More California Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them