Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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Because they, like, can't even deal.