What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

A: It's too little to be out alone.

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Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.