What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.