Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."