What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors"

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: