What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !