What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.