Luck Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

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What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog: