Luck Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Lifetime Jokes More Lifetime Jokes

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

7 Year Jokes More 7 Year Jokes

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Algaebra Jokes More Algaebra Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.