Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.