Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Good Man Jokes More Good Man Jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.