Because she never marries the best man.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.
His surname
I glove you.
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
Charles your luck on the lottery !
A new last name.
To get to the other bride!
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
