Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.