Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.