Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'