Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Because they have electric 'eels !
Labs!
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
Give her a shovel.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'