Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.