What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.