What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.