What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...