What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.