What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.