What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!