What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !