How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.