How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.