How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

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What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!